KFC launches the Krispy Kebab: a reinterpretation of one of the world’s most beloved street foods with KFC’s signature fried chicken in it. This could make a lot of customers happy. But do you know who won’t be happy? Your trusted kebab guy, who will feel betrayed.

What do you think a kebab guy would say if we asked him whether he’d rather eat a kebab with KFC fried chicken or speak using only vowels?